Boys are cheats and liars, they’re such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base - ball, baseball he thinks he’s gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor - ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock - roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug - glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.

Reblog if you remember this. :D

I hate when someone is in the shower and you’re all

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BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE ALREADY I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT

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I love those days when I look sexy as hell.

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OH WAIT, but that’s everyday

LOOOOOOOOOOL

 omg

I’m one sexy ass motherfucker.

That’s only when I don’t go anywhere .______.

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